What I owe my mother, I’ll never be able to repay

(Source: nhertwenties)

suctioning:

j6:

sometimes when im pooing i like to push it out then suck it back in before it releases from my bootyass and then repeat to pretend like the doodoo man in the toilet is fucking me

I can recommend some really good doctors for you

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

whiteboyvevo:

my anaconda has thought it over and has decided it does want some

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them