sometimes when im pooing i like to push it out then suck it back in before it releases from my bootyass and then repeat to pretend like the doodoo man in the toilet is fucking me
I can recommend some really good doctors for you
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350
my anaconda has thought it over and has decided it does want some
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them